sea scallion;

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

windowswide:

don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit

thelovenotebook:

LOVE, LIFE AND PERSONAL QUOTES

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

dave-vriska:

minty wtf