windowswide: don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit
pizzaforpresident: fffcuk: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT why are you screaming I’M JUST...
lucillesballs: I JUST GET REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT POKEMON OK
grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
somethinglikelydia: thorki-hiddlesworth: carlilemysaviour: but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation
djmonn: hipster-gamzee: tails804: randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like stop it stop it stop it stop it stop ...
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
businessofmisery-: these ladies are my idols
redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
sociallyawkwardjesus: actualcannibal: actualcannibal: wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up ok wow your url definitely makes this problematic You just commented on your own post pretending to be someone else